8th July 2010 (Part 2) - In which 'halal pork' is mentioned

'Kay, so I'm sitting, waiting in the terminal now. You know when you get through baggage and all that, then there're the shops, right? Well, there were a few Asian dudes working in this duty free store (basically, Heathrow's duty free is usually manned by Asians from South London) and one of them goes to a co-worker (it was a she) 'So, can you get halal pork?' Needless to say, I legged it before collapsing in fits of laughter.
Now I'm just waiting and I think I see a bookshope so I'll write more on the plane...

I'm on the plane now! Wheeeee! Boarded about 15 minutes ago and am doing some good old fashioned people spotting. There're a lot of uni. students here...
Bugger... I just found out that this is around a 7 hour flight -.- Ah, it's worth it. More later; I'm gonna sort out my bag (*ahem* rucksack) out.
Oh, one more thing. Especially for this, I have a shiny new notepad! And it will end up with writing in it. That's rare for me, guys. :P And now I have to tell my sister to bugger off and stop watching me write...

10:45pm - This is still England time, beeteedubz. In Nairobi, it's something like quarter to 1am. So, I just watched Alice in Wonderland. The SFX are completely awesome but the story seemed a bit jerky and off kilter to me. It reminds me of the Looking Glass Wars tirlogy but is (apparently) based on one of Carroll's sequels. But I prefer the LGW books. Now, I'm being told to sleep, so I'm gonna catch some Zs.

G'night!

8th July 2010 (Part 1)

I don't really know if today should count as part of my little blogging thing but whatever. Screw whatever metaphorical rules there are.
So, I was writing this (on paper) in Biology and I was meant to be copying out a graph. Psh, yeah right(!) It's my last academic lesson, for crying out loud! ..... Fine, so I drew the graph....

Ranting aside, today's a slightly bittersweet day. My English teacher's leaving for a school in Bristol and today is his last lesson with my class apart from me. Oh well; I'll probably be kept up to date on whatever weird crap is going on through my friends stalking him on FB. Yes, my English class is odd.

Now, (I'm still in Biology) if only Barnett (Biology teacher) would shut up and stop talking about athletes and hormones and blood doping... oh good! She stopped. We're watching 'The Bionic Vet' now. It's pretty amazing! I'll be back later...

9:30am - ACK! What is up with Barnett's face?! She keeps wiping it... o_O
9:31am - Aww; chinchillas are adorabibble!
9:45am - Animals can get arthritis? Sasha - border collie - knee has disintegrated coz of arthritis. Who'da thunk?

HII!! =) <-- 'kay, Yasmin wanted to say hi

9:50am - This strikes me as odd: ALL of the surgical procedures have gone well. Do they actually show any operations that don't go through so well?
9:55am - Wow, my class are real wimps! Or just reeeally squeamish. Well, some of them are. What's wrong with seeing blood in surgical procedures or dissections?!
9:58am - And the lesson is over!
9:59am - Or not... Bloody Barnett... Bloody bells... -.-

10:00am - NOW the lesson is over
10:10am - I'm hungry...

You know what, I'll stop writing during school. There's too much random stuff going on. I know! This can be a 'Part 1', and then 'Part 2' shall be my plane ramblings. And the airport. Mustn't forget the airport...

Right, so this is the last you'll hear from me in a little while. I'll miss you all when I'm away and I'll be back in about 2 weeks.

BYE! I leave you with this completely amazing picture:

Less than two weeks...

As most of you will know, I am going on holiday to Kenya in less than two weeks. It's for a wedding and I have asked some people if they'd be interested in seeing a blog about said wedding. Now, I put it to you (that is, if you're bothered to comment) to see if you would like to see a 'Blogging an Indian Beach Wedding'. It'd be in diary format and not actually on the days that I'm blogging as internet is quite scarce in Kenya so I doubt you'd hear from me in the time I'm there.
So, yeah, basically I'd be writing about each day if there are events going on then posting them in a staggered form because apparently some people don't like reading huge blocks of writing.

That's all for now, m'ducks. Until the next time, bye and I leave you with this thought from the genius Albert Einstein:

FREEEDOM!

It's over... it's all over! There are no more exams! We. Are. Officially. FREEE!!!

That is all... Now go throw pasta at wood.

Physics exaaaam

I have a Physics exam today... -.-

In other news, lots of sugar (ie. Werther's Originals) help so much with dealing with nerves. My friend now has a blog (British Ninja Girl or Gem...) and wants me to tell y'all that I love her.

And before I forget, my other friend throws pasta at wood. She says that it, apparently, helps to determine whether the pasta is cooked. I say she's mental. But it provided some laughs... Can someone else shed a bit of light on the matter? Yup, this is giving you free rein to throw pasta at wood, in the form of cupboards, to your heart's content.

So, go, my minions! Run free! Throw cooked pasta!

Adi, you're to blame for this. No matter how much fun this is...

Well, since I got tagged by my oh so darling cousin, Adi , I suppose I may as well get this over and done with:

1. When I was very young and in Nakuru, I was pounced on by an eeevil dog who was recently put down after being diagnosed as rabid
2. Never have I ever had a pet. Unfortunately, rocks don't count
3. My travels of the globe began at the ripe old age of six weeks
4. After being obsessed with the Redwall series, I was informed that for a period of time after, I talked in my sleep in the different accents written in the books
5. When on a train (and very young, for the record), I lined up pens and the like and tell them "Don't fall down" in rapid Hindi. Needless to say, they didn't heed my commands...
6. My brain is not technically my own now, as it will be donated to a research company after my death
7. I was nearly detained at an airport for a bit because of a rock that looked 'suspiciously' like a bomb...

I have no clue whatsoever of the rules, so just read and guess away, minions! Guess, I say! Guess! Oh, and voila:

♫La la la la, Elmo's world...♪

I'm slightly out of it today... Exams are taking their toll. I think that going crazy is the only way that we can cope with these things. So yeah, tomorrow is one of the biggy exams (first one yet.... PANIC!) and I have the morning off to revise. And that will be my second last exam of this week. :D Bear in mind, SECOND last. I still have a Spanish oral to do. -.- DAMN YOU, EXAMS! And then two more of the biggies (mind, gutter, out, peeplings)
Now, talking to y'all is cutting into my revision time sooooo, until next time, my friends!
Gooooood byyyyyeee! And since Blogger is being dumb, I shall flaunt this at them. FEAST YOUR EYES!



Yes, Batman is an awesomesauce detective. Don'tcha just love demotivationals?
All right... anyone got anything to say? No? Well, I'm going. Leave it in the comments. Bye bye! The next time I post, I shall be stark raving bonkers. What a lovely prospect to look forward to...

P.S. Actually, I have a change to make to that last bit: The next time I post, I shall be stark raving bonkers and the proud owner of that comic. YAY!
Okay, I think I'm done. Must stop procrastinating now!